Clubs

• Aikido Club
  • Yahiko is feared because he has so much trouble pulling his punches.
  • Hisoka doesn't participate, but she does provide cold orange juice and ice packs afterwards.
• Alternative Theater Club
  • Yahiko makes a great interpretive dancer!
  • Hisoka's dances are oddly very popular.
• AV Visual Dazzler Club -
  • Yahiko loves Tadakitchi-sensei no Tabi!
  • Hisoka's not sure she gets it.
• Archery Club -
  • Yahiko keeps shattering the targets. :<
  • Hisoka can shoot an orange off the top of someone's head.
• Art Club -
  • Yahiko is good at pointillism!
  • Hisoka would like to see them expand their horizons a little bit.
• Baseball Team -
  • Yahiko hits them out of the park!
  • When Hisoka's running bases, no one seems to tag her out.
• BASE jumping Team -
  • Yahiko is simply not afraid to base jump.
  • Hisoka thinks this is a little silly…
• Basketball Team -
  • Yahiko SLAMS the ball! And… Destroys the net. :/
  • The balls are rather bouncy, it's much easier to dribble and pass them.
• Beach Club -
  • Yahiko works on his tan!
  • Hisoka keeps being given swimsuits that are a size too small.
• Bicycle Club -
  • Yahiko gets up Roppongi hill in 2 minutes flat!
  • Hisoka's always happy to repair a bike.
• Billiards Club -
  • Yahiko's not very good at pool, but he looks good doing it!
  • People are always there to watch when Hisoka takes a shot.
  • Retsu is damned good at pool, but never wants to play with partners.
• Bowling Team -
  • Yahiko bowls 300s!
  • Hisoka repairs bowling pins.
• Boxing Club -
  • Yahiko is lucky he has to wear boxing gloves, he's only knocked 4 other members unconscious!
  • Hisoka is always ready with ice packs and cookies!
• Car Appreciation Society -
  • Yahiko likes Miatas!
  • Hisoka prefers Porsches.
• Cheerleading Squad -
  • Yahiko can toss the girls almost to the ceiling!
  • Hisoka is very popular in the cheerleading uniform.
• Chess Club -
  • White King to take Black King at G3 is a valid move - Student Council Order 459.
  • Yahiko is trying to get that rule repealed! :/
  • Hisoka brings them cookies, but she's better at Go.
• Cigar-Smoking Club -
  • Citing incidents with the Ikebana (Report 291.a) and Gambling clubs (Report 291.b), the Cigar-Smoking Club has had it's official status revoked, and any former members found attempting to hold meetings or recruit will face IMMEDIATE disciplinary action. - Student Council Order 291.
• Cosplay Club -
  • Yahiko is always made to cosplay shirtless for some reason…
  • Hisoka appreciates the attention, but she simply can't manage to model for everyone.
• Crochet Team -
  • • Despite being unable to spell "croquet," this team has gone to Nationals three times in the last five years.
  • Yahiko is a little too good at swinging the mallet.
  • Hisoka made scarves for everybody!
• Drama Club -
  • Yahiko is still Waiting for Godot.
  • Hisoka couldn't quite make it as Viola…she was a bit too elegant for a crossdressing part.
• Economics Club -
  • Yahiko can balance his mother's checkbook!
  • Hisoka can sorta balance her own checkbook. D:
• Electronics Club -
  • Yahiko can take a shock or two.
  • Hisoka's not sure why they keep offering to fix things for her.
• Eschatology Club -
  • Currently attempting to have the Zombie club decertified.
  • Yahiko is sure the world will end in ice. Also thinks Zombies are cool.
  • Hisoka likes fires. Zombies should try cookies instead of brains.
• Exorcism Club -
  • Yahiko isn't bothered by pea soup.
  • Hisoka thinks they may need more than just her help.
• Extreme Sports Club -
  • Yahiko can KYOKUGEN with the rest of them!
  • Hisoka makes EXTREME cookies for after.
• Fashion Club -
  • Yahiko looks damned good in his homemade vest!
  • Hisoka made them hats.
• Feudal Revivalism Club -
  • Yahiko's soul cries for the battle of Honnoji.
  • They're very nice young folk here.
• Film Club -
  • Yahiko's not too good at being moody~ -FIN
  • Films of Hisoka have been very widely distributed for the documentation of her natural elegance.
• Future Socially Conservative Political Bloc of the Future -
  • Yahiko's not sure why they can't be more liberal about things…
  • Hisoka thinks they need a bit more vitamin C.
• Future Yakuza of Nippon Kenshiro Hayabusha Chapter -
  • Yahiko… gets very confused about all this "legitimate business" they talk about in this club…
  • Oh, they're all very nice young men. Fine appreciation for oranges.
• Gambling Cub -
  • Despite the ban on bringing bears onto school grounds, the Student Council seems quite reluctant to enforce it in the case of this particular young bear, who despite being unable to speak is apparently a trustworthy bookie.
  • The Sumo Club is no longer permitted to associate with the Gambling Cub. - Student Council Order 115
  • Yahiko 's just there for the bear bookie. SOCUTE.
  • Hisoka's not allowed to play anymore, she was told it's not a game for elegant young ladies.
• Games Club -
  • Yahiko brings his DS for picto-chat circles!
  • Hisoka likes Felda!
• Gangsters and Ruffians Union -
  • Yahiko keeps them all in line. >:(
  • Hisoka thinks they're nice boys, but they should work on their communication skills.
• Glee Club -
  • Yahiko is very perky!
  • Hisoka is a pretty good singer.
• Go Home Early Club -
  • Under investigation by student council.
  • The only club that Yahiko doesn't go to…
  • Hisoka doesn't have time, but she's sure they're very good people.
• Greco-Roman Wrestling Club -
  • Wow is Yahiko GOOD at this club.
  • Hisoka wants to know what all the olive oil is for.
• Hokuto Shinken Club -
  • Yahiko's not excited to practice in this club. D=
  • Hisoka thinks this went a bit too far…
• Home Economics Club -
  • Yahiko works to ERADICATE NATTO from this club.
  • Hisoka lectures weekly about the glory of FRESHLY-GROWN, ORGANIC ORANGES, and the many things they can do.
• Hospitality Club -
  • This club gives Yahiko warm fuzzies.
  • Hisoka thinks they should get brownies instead of cookies.
• Iaido Club -
  • Yahiko strikes with precision~
  • An iado master still needs his vitamin C!
  • Yukihime appreciates the fresh orange juice. And Yahiko's enthusuastic, at least.
• Ikebana Club -
  • Yahiko has a good eye for color and season.
  • Hisoka makes the freshest arrangements, even if the flowers are out of season…
• Improvisational Drama Club -
  • The Improvisational Drama Club is reminded that improvising choice of rooms for club activities is not permitted when other clubs are already using those rooms. - Student Council Order 745
  • Yahiko plays the unassuming transfer student a lot.
  • They keep telling Hisoka to just do what she does.
• Ironic Gesture Association -
  • Ironically calling for blood libel against the KOUGA.
  • Yahiko tries to liase between IGA and Kouga. :/ Unsuccessfully.
  • Hisoka just leaves the cookies at the door.
• Japanese Cultural Preservation Society -
  • Yahiko loves to read about his heritage~
  • Hisoka thinks they do very good work here indeed.
• Judo Club -
  • Yahiko has ruined the floor several times. :/
  • Hisoka comes by to fix it twice a week.
• Junior Equestrian Association -
  • Yay! Horsies!
  • The horses are rather beautiful, aren't they?
• Junior Revolutionaries -
  • No longer permitted to possess prop wakizashis. - Student Council Order 122.
  • Yahiko's not sure what they're supposed to be revolving around…
  • Oh my, everyone's so worked up. They could use more orange juice.
• Junior Train Engineers Union -
  • Choo choo! He joined just for the hats.
  • Hisoka likes the snazzy uniforms.
• Kabuki Theater Club -
  • Yahiko can overdramatize surprisingly easily.
  • Hisoka makes an excellent Orihime.
• Kaiju Appreciation Club -
  • Just goes to improve his tan some more on the beach during Kaiju watching season.
  • Hisoka's pretty sure the Kaiju need a little love.
  • Retsu tried to have this club disbanded, until one of their members admitted he had a Roku-Oh-Go figure.
• Kanto Organization for Universal Generational Awareness (Hipster Club) -
  • Currently calling for blood libel on the IGA.
  • Yahiko isn't sure what this club is for…
  • Hisoka doesn't meet standards, but they still like her dango.
• Karate Club -
  • The membership for this club keeps getting smaller for some reason…
  • Hisoka still drops in to help when she can.
• Keisuke Appreciation Club -
  • Won special dispensation from the Student Council for the use of megaphones and other loudspeakers on school grounds.
  • Is just there because the girls make him tell stories.
  • They're all very nice girls, and rather enthusiastic!
• Kendo Club -
  • Yahiko thinks the armor is pretty lame but hey kendo sticks!
  • For some reason, the club never seems to have to replace their shiai.
  • Yukihime keeps wondering how none of the shiai seem to break. Or if they do, why there always is a spare.
• Kenshiro Hayabusa Bear Wrestling Squad -
  • Bears? Are so fuzzy.
  • The bears are really rather friendly too.
• Linguistics Club -
  • Parlez vous Yahiko?
  • Sprechen sie elegance!
• Literature Club -
  • Of course he's a member.
  • Hisoka liked the Genji monogatari.
• Magical Girl Club -
  • Is the odd man out as he's a man.
  • They keep asking Hisoka to permanently join.
• Mahjong Club -
  • Yahiko knows all the rules. Yes. ALL THE RULES.
  • They drink all their orange juice! :D
• Matador Club -
  • Is sometimes hit by the bull and just doesn't mind too much.
  • The bull could really use a nap, guys. D:
• Model UN -
  • Yahiko is Mozambique!
  • Hisoka just fills in for whoever is sick.
• Model Trains Club -
  • Even MORE choo choo! Yahiko likes the little hats for the little conductors.
  • Uwaa, it's all so cute.
• Photography Club -
  • Yahiko can wait for hours for just the right shot~
  • Hisoka photosets are 800 yen per set.
• Occult Studies Society -
  • Yahiko knows most of the words most of the time! Klaatu Barada… something something…
  • Hisoka notes their pronunciation is a bit odd, but it's for the best.
• Orange Appreciation Club -
  • Yahiko loevs to make Orange chicken!
  • They're all very sweet, but they all seem a bit flushed when she comes in…
• Parkour Club -
  • Yahiko does parkour BAREFOOT.
  • Hisoka just brings them mochi.
• Pilot Club -
  • Yahiko looks smashing in those aviator goggles!
  • Hisoka's not allowed to fly anything.
• Poker Club -
  • Yahiko knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them…
  • Hisoka has been barred from playing, citing a distracting influence. She still brings them riceballs.
  • Retsu prefers five and seven card draw to Texas hold'em. Nobody's gonna freeload on his good hand…
• Ramen Club -
  • Yahiko is a sucker for Chashu Ramen, 12 slices, 2 eggs, he pays the extra.
  • You know what the world needs? ORANGE RAMEN.
• Rock and Indoor Climbing Team -
  • Yahiko likes to make sure to get to the top first, so he can prepare the tea~
  • Hisoka never uses a rope, where did that flower come from?
• Roller Derby Team -
  • Yahiko knows all the rules to this game too! ALL OF THEM.
  • The shorts they gave Hisoka were very short…
• Romantic Opportunity Network for Real Individuals -
  • Yahiko is a matchmaker~
  • Hisoka thinks they're all very good-hearted. Oh, have some tea, dears.
• School Band -
  • Yahiko plays the tuba rather fetchingly.
  • A hard day's work as a musician deserves dango, no?
• School DJ association -
  • The Oontz is strong in Yahiko.
  • Hisoka doesn't understand the Oontz. D:
• School Secret Police -
  • Isn't sure this club is very secret at all!
  • What's with those uniforms? Oh, have a brownie.
• Science Club -
  • Yahiko still has his eyebrows!
  • Cooking is just chemistry~
• Sentai Appreciation Club -
  • Go Patriotic Prism Rangers YES!
  • Oh, those matching outfits are dashing!
  • Retsu used to come in and talk to them about how life was as a Sentai member, but then they tried to chloroform him.
• Sentai Depreciation Club -
  • But Super Rental Daikengar Soldiers is terrible. :|
  • What is the point of this club? D:
  • Retsu occasionally shows up to gossip about teams he doesn't like.
• Shopping Club -
  • Yahiko has to carry all the bags. :/
  • Hisoka declines when they offer to buy her things, but a hard day of shopping deserves some cake.
• Shotoclone Club -
  • Even with all the other martial arts clubs on campus, this one is known for being downright fierce.
  • Hadouuuuuuuuuken?
  • They also get cake!
• Soccer Team -
  • Yahiko's not sure why he gets stared at so often in this team…
  • Hisoka moves quiet well despite often spacing off midgame.
• Society For Modern Visual Culture -
  • Yahiko gets spooked during the scary movies. :/
  • Orange-flavoured popcorn!
• Spelunking Team -
  • Yahiko's not afraid of the dark.
  • Oh, the walls are so pretty.
• Student Association for Consumption of Rare and Exotic Delicacies -
  • Yahiko has eaten raw dolphin kidney… NEVER. AGAIN.
  • …How about you have some oranges, instead.
• Sumo Club -
  • Yahiko gets stared at even MORE in this club! He… rather likes the attention…
  • Hisoka is happy to drop by and cheer them on.
• Student Wager Association -
  • Offended by the shameless bookie antics of the gambling cub.
  • Yahiko has had to wear plenty of dresses losing bets. :/
  • Hisoka oddly only has to make more cookies when she loses.
• Stuffed Animal Appreciation Society -
  • …Yahiko will never get rid of his Pongi-chan~
  • Hisoka thinks all the plushies are very cute, she could never pick a favorite!
• Swim Team -
  • …As the attire gets smaller Yahiko gets stared at more… He wishes to explore this phenomenon!
  • Crowds tend to gather when Hisoka helps them out.
• Qing Gong Team:
  • Yahiko doesn't need wires~.
  • Hisoka just brings them fresh oranges.
• Rowing Team:
  • The rest of the team kind of lazes about when Yahiko is working.
  • If the team can break their record, they win more of Hisoka's cake!
• Taiko Band:
  • Yooooooh! Yahiko is both crew and performer!
  • Hisoka made little pastries shaped like taiko drums!
• Tea Appreciation Society:
  • Yahiko enjoys those little moments of calm.
  • They often ask Hisoka for pointers.
• Track Team:
  • Yahiko loses so many shotputs…
  • Hisoka enjoys it when she's asked to fill in a spot on the relay team. So does everyone else.
• Travel Club:
  • Yahiko likes to show off his photo album there! Look, his trip to Zambia!
  • Hisoka doesn't really have that many interesting stories to tell.
• Turkish Oil Wrestling Club:
  • Yahiko has doubts that most of the people can concentrate on the sport in this club. :|
  • Hisoka really doesn't get what all the oil is for.
• Urban Exploration Club:
  • Are you sure it isn't getting lost in the red light district club?
  • Really, there are many more shrines in the city than Hisoka knew about!
• Wildlife Appreciation Club:
  • Yahiko feeds the birdies all the time~
  • The wildlife may appreciate Hisoka just as much as she appreciates them.
• Zombie-Related Cultural Collapse Research Society:
  • Yahiko can play one of those boss zombies inevitable in the undead apocalypse!
  • Hisoka thinks the zombies just need some chocolate cake.